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Monday, March 20, 2006

Random Story Generator

Stumbled across this one whilst researching for my H806 TMA (no, really...) & just had to share. You too can be a Surreal Creative Writer!

The funny glass

One day there was a nicotine-stained keyboard. The nicotine-stained keyboard was quite content to live in a ashtray and eat mountains.
Suddenly, there was a fluffy knocking sound coming from the brandy. The keyboard jumped in fright. It decided to shiver to the cloud, and got there just in time to see a funny glass standing there! The glass waved a tenacious phone and the keyboard turned into a grey dictionary. One quite unable to blink!
The glass shimmered and disappeared, leaving a few bubbles in its place. The dictionary picked up the bubbles and popped one into her ear. The gift of speech befell the dictionary, who exclaimed,
"What a original day! I think I shall pick people!"
Off went the grey dictionary, bouncily running and skipping, finally tripping on a pedantic happiness and toppling headlong into a nicotine-stained smoke. Needless to say, it succumbed to a warm-hearted death.
The moral of this story?
If you are thinking of becoming a keyboard, never open a cloud until you are sure there is no funny glass lying in wait.
Above all, live melodramatically. The people you eat may be your last!


  • At 20 March, 2006 01:22, Blogger kat said…

    I think there was mention of brandy in your last piece ( the poem ) or was it Morning-loves-it who mentioned the brandy?

  • At 20 March, 2006 08:44, Blogger Morning-Loves-It said…

    Wicked! What a time-waster!

    Kat - choosing these randam words makes it hard not to include booze ;-)

  • At 20 March, 2006 21:41, Blogger methel said…

    personally I find choosing the booze first helps randomise my choice of words..hic,hic,gulp ;-)


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